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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Remember?

Polly,
Remember when you set the music sheets on fire at our sixth form rendition of Faure's Requiem? Just a bit of highbrow nostalgia for Christmas Day now I've sobered up! Enjoy....
Ivor X
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A Place called Home

Took the long way home Polly...lots of time to consider our Christmas message. The combination of Santa's Nuts and Wobbly Antlers sent me into a thoughtful revery about the homeless. Time to be grateful for the simple things. I have tried hard to come up with an eloquent monologue that stirs the soul. Will this touching song focus our thoughts on those less fortunate than ourselves this frosty Christmas morning? No need for words....except two perhaps....Merry Christmas!
Yours Ivor X
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Sprouts

Polly, I only have one word to say to you .....SPROUTS!
On my way home now. You take the high road, I'll.......what a magical time it is!
Ivor X
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Peace on Earth!

Dear Ivor

It was so lovely to hear from you, although Aunty Gladys did let me know that you had gone wandering! Just as a word of caution I think in future years you may need to supervise her feeding of the Christmas cake with brandy. When I took round her card and pressie I found her pressing a knitted jumper on to a rather reluctant postman, well intentioned I’m sure, but she had made a slight spelling error with “pistman of the county” emblazoned across it and was a little too amorous in her advances. I managed to extricate him from her grip with a move I learnt in those self-defence classes Robin sent me on. Before you rush to call her, honestly she is fine and hardly remembers the incident at all, although I can’t say the same of the postman! Whilst there I fed the cake with the remainder of the brandy to avoid any further consumption by Aunty G. I think you may need to ration out the slices over Christmas or be prepared to face the consequences!

I do hope you are having a fantastic time, your ukulele playing has definitely improved although I was a little disconcerted with the length of your beard, time for a seasonal pruning! Whilst you have been concentrating on your fiddling I have been catching up with current affairs.

Education is once more in the limelight with the scrapping of the proposed tests for 14 year olds. All these initiatives should be clearly costed and reported to the public, successful or not. Am proposing in our government that all accounting will be transparent. After all whose money is it anyway? MPs always seem to dodge questions on financial figures, don’t they realise how much this infuriates the public, or is it just me, and only makes us think the worst, so why not tell us in the first place, they are running the country on our behalf, so they should be accountable to us.

Ministers seem so hell bent on putting their stamp on the department under their supervision and rising up the political ladder that they appear to introduce change for the sake of it, am proposing a campaign “only change for the better!”. From my observations unwieldy legislation is impossible to supervise and I suspect extremely costly. Governments, no doubt well intentioned, scrutinise and legislate on all aspects of people’s lives, however they seem to forget that they cannot attempt to eliminate every problem that might arise, they are after all dealing with the incongruous nature of humankind, who are apt to do the very thing you least expect them to, take Robin for instance! Am not advocating a laissez faire attitude but more of a streamlining approach. Let’s take taxes for a start, this system is so complicated that we need experts to really figure it out. Does it need to be this complex or is this just to mask the true amount paid by individuals, a little cynicism creeping in sorry Hazel! Can we be honest with the public and let them know approximately how much we need them all to contribute in order to run the country, a job for Alvin and Evan perhaps?

People will always be reluctant to part with their hard earned cash but if we can convince them that we are not wasting it on Christmas parties, second homes, plasma TVs and funding the next fad in education perhaps it would be less painful for them?

Sound a little “bah humbug” so a positive seasonal note for you to ruminate on, it appears that the nativity sheep may have been under rated (ignore the Welsh dig please!).

Although I must admit that sheep do tend to appear to follow each other aimlessly and not really know who is in charge, but is this a valid reason to label them as stupid? I have resisted the desire to expand on this analogy in the interests of goodwill to all men and peace on earth!

Enjoy warming your cockles and the odd glass of seasonal cheer, hope to see you soon.

Poll xx

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Lost The Firkin Point...

YOU'RE BACK Polly...Hooray, Hooray!
Sorry for delayed response. Intermittant reception in North Wales. Tipi or not Tipi? That is the question. Nowhere to plug in laptop. Anyway Aunty Gladys has told me you are back on line (and on form), Robin is virtually challenging and we had a date at the Firkin Point. I did try to seek clarity with Aunty Gladys as to venue, but she was rambling about Inspector Clouseau. She was making trifle at the time...too much sherry perhaps?
Well, I've ended up here. Whilst Loch Lomond is resplendent in its winter glory...you are decidedly absent? I have a nagging feeling in my Trossachs that I may be slightly off beam. Do try and make contact...I can be found at Ben Arthur's Bothy sampling some Fyne Ale and folk music...fortification for my return trip....perhaps it's time for a shave? My banjo playing is coming on leaps and bounds! Hopefully I'll be back before Christmas. Anything happened in the news recently? I've been refocussing and seeking clarity of vision!!! Can't say transubstantiate either, should I be worried?
Big Kisses
Ivor X
PS These Scots are up for some fun...might stay as snow is predicted...a loch-in perhaps?

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

Status Quo

Dear Ivor

My deliberations under the duvet over the past week have brought forth a mixture of emotions. Yes, some of them aimed at Robin, although I now know that his feigned concern about my recovery was masking a desire for a takeover bid on the blog front, is he that bored at work! However prepared with this knowledge I am now employing psychological warfare tactics, involving being disarmingly pleasant and excessively honest at the same time, he is I must admit more confused than I would’ve given him credit and I have had to stifle the desire to append a “gotcha” to the end of some sentences, however years of practice do kick in at these times!

Anyway back to my Egyptian cotton musings. Whilst slipping in and out of consciousness I have experienced rather disjointed radio coverage of the news and the picture overall was in danger of becoming exceedingly bleak. I have had to add a further £126 million to my debt spreadsheet in respect of overpayments to pensioners and possibly another £18m lost by local authorities in the Madoff scandal. Do you think he dropped an “e” to add credibility to his marketing brochure “trust Madeoff with your money”? The more I read about Madoff the more incredulous I become, how this person was trusted with such huge amounts of cash is beyond belief! Perhaps he should’ve plumped for a career in government then he could’ve just blamed everybody else for the loss and still maintained a position of trust.

Unemployment and mortgage arrears are increasing by the day and now it seems I might be about to become an unwilling shareholder in Jaguar Land Rover owned by Tata of India. Frankly I don’t want to fill the funding gap, isn’t that what banks are for and if they don’t want to fund a viable business do they know something I don’t know? This is not the job of governments. Mr Mandelson would be better employed addressing the reason why the banks continue to be on a lending freeze, rather then adding to the spiralling zeros of our national debt. Tax payers are not a bottomless pit!

After venting my economic fury on an unsuspecting Robin, I made a medicinal mug of hot honey and lemon and plumped up my pillows. This had the desired effect and I had a moment of clarity. Robin wasn’t mounting a takeover blog after all, he was just envious of our camaraderie and focus and grasped the opportunity to be part of it. He has now seen the error of his ways and, albeit a little sheepishly, recognised that he is not up to the challenges of leadership. The status quo has been re-established and I felt a slight stirring of goodwill towards him! Similarly perhaps Mandy needs to establish who’s in charge on the economic front the government or the multinationals?

I have my suspicions!

Poll xx

PS Feel up to a meeting at The Firkin Point tomorrow if you’re free? Have you still got the scooter?

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Happiness is Infectious!

Dear Ivor

What a wheeze! I never would’ve thought that he had it in him. Whilst I succumbed to a bout of seasonal flu Robin has apparently been constructing a fantasy life where he is a member of “Plane Stupid”, a little apt I might say, and I am on a virtual tour of Las Vegas discovering my navel no doubt!! How could you have believed him? Nothing other than a temperature of 102 degrees would have kept me from my keyboard and did my confession about your mentorship mean nothing to you? He certainly knew how to malign my character in your eyes appealing to your carbon footprint Achilles heel and even attempting to risk upsetting Geraldine!!

Anyway can’t think where he got the idea about a “Second Life” unless he has been secretly reading our blog and feeling a bit left out. Did attempt a reply to you yesterday but was thwarted by a much delayed Christmas shopping trip and a tyre blow-out, surely Robin isn’t that serious about keeping me from my destiny!

After some antibiotics, goodness knows what I would’ve been prescribed if I lived in France, am now back with a vengeance! However should I go quiet again you may need to call in the security forces as rumours of my demise may not be exaggerated! However I must admit it has added a certain spice to my relationship with Robin, although I now understand how Inspector Clouseau felt living with Cato!



Despite my affliction am attempting to enter into the spirit of Christmas, nothing to do with Fuggles hops or wobbly antlers. Our viewers are building up in numbers, although they do appear a little reticent. However I take this as a good omen, they are taking in the measure of us and making an informed decision as to whether we are virtually up to the job. We want followers who take a long term view; after all it can get pretty intimate in a campervan!

I am determined to spread a little goodwill, despite the chilly economic wind that is blowing. Every cloud….. Positive moves really are afoot. Championship clubs are considering putting a cap on footballers’ salaries, not before time! There’s been a revival in family holidays and you’ll be pleased, a resurgence in camping. Apparently we are all eating more healthily. Commuters are also taking to their bikes in their millions.

Anyway it’s official happiness is infectious, a bit like my cold, and I intend to do my fair share of spreading it, starting with Robin!

Poll x

PS Think I now qualify for shares in Kleenex!

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Flying High...

Polly,
There's only so much soul searching and kite-boarding a man can do. It's not the same out here in the blogoshere without you...I've had enough of hogging the limelight. There's something I must tell you.
Yours always,
Ivor X
PS Happy Christmas (....still wannabe PM?)
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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Away from it all...indeed?

Actually Polly, hurt is an understatement.
I finally got Robin to spill the beans. Reconnecting with your unique purpose in life? Finding yourself? A journey of self discovery? Inner-reflection and transformation? Don't you think a trip to Las Vegas slightly self indulgent? Not to mention your carbon footprint. May I draw your attention to Stephen Covey's advice that an effective leadership retreat requires 'buy-in' from all. When planning a successful retreat you should begin with the end in mind and consult with your team to set appropriate goals. Forgive my niavity, but I thought I was your team? I admit I am no fan of extensive consultation but even a vague allusion to your plans, a throw away comment...a tincy wincy HINT perhaps. But nothing...nothing...I've been hanging around in cyberspace like Norman Nomates. Not a blogging peep from you. Well, when you have found yourself...you will find me here contemplating my navel, enjoying the isolation and just dreaming. How does it go...don't blog me, I'll blog you?
Ivor
PS We had a dream once, remember?
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Up the Pub!

Polly,
I've been doing some active campaigning on behalf of CAMRA...ignore this plight at your peril. You will find me at The Hook and Hatchett. It was Celtic night..but I seem to have lost a few days. Making a stand for pubs....hic!
Ivor X
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Thursday, December 11, 2008

Reform starts in our souls

Polly,

Too tired to expound on this frosty evening. Homework for you...two messages that intrigued me. Compare and contrast:
Have we lost our collective compass?
Can Blogs harness collective power to change the world?
I intended to analyse, ponder and draw some intellectually astute observation that linked these two articles in support of ....our convoy idea. But I'm too knackered. Anyway, reform starts in our souls...I like that line so I've unashamedly stolen it.

Night, night,

Ivor X
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008

No Sulking

Enough is enough Polly,


It's no good sulking about Carol Vorderman and apathetic voting. I'm delighted, and Aunty Gladys is plumping up some newly knitted cushions down in the shed. Do you think she will wear the leather trousers? (Carol, not Aunty Gladys). Yes, that was a very sexist comment. Don't tell me if I wore leather trousers you'd stay blissfully reticent. Anyway, as you are not talking to Robin you will have to give up on the strong silent treatment at some point before you self destruct. A letter of congratulations to Carol and Victoria doesn't take that long...let me help.

I have decided that I am infact apolitical. The whole top political blogger thing scares the pants off me. I can admit to leather pants...and cowardice. But I'm a pacifist and activist all rolled up into one bobbly Fairisle jumper and there's no way I'd go into combat with Guido...he'd chew me up alive, swallow me whole and wash me down with a sixpack of Satan Red. So I've bottled out of telling him about our convoy to Copenhagen. Iain Dale on the other hand looks like an amenable sort, but he's in a bad mood today. Can't be doing with moods and tantrums, unless of course they are mine. When anyone of the Top 100 political bloggers come up with some real strategy to tackle climate change then they can have a campervan personally signed and decorated by Cath Kidston and a personalised knitted laptop bag.Until then they can all blog off and fight with each other. Only one Green blogger (The Daily (Maybe)! And they reckon the politicians aren't in tune? As for Ordovicius, don't despair good buddy, I've been checking out feasibilities of a convoy to Freetown Christiania in more detail......a partially self governing, semi-legal, self sustaining society built from scratch for those who feel the beating of a pioneer heart. An interest in Max Boyce is optional. Our shed door is open all hours for anyone with an ethical pulse (nicked your line Bibi)! Don't forget anarchism is now mainstream. Oiling the tandem as it may take sometime to get to Copenhagen in time for next Christmas. No flights from Stansted. GOOD.

Yours Grumpily,
Ivor X

PS It's very easy to think outside the box when you have not been put in one. Confused? Me too.....blame the loose fuggles!

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Monday, December 08, 2008

Plane Stupid

Frankly Polly, I think Robin is being Plane Stupid. I thought he was up there exporing the old passageways of Chislehurst Caves. If I was him I'd stay deep down between the crevices and contemplate the value of exposing himself on the runway in such a gesture of defiance. It took me back to our Student Union days of free expression following that (not so) friendly Sevens Tournament and several Young's Winter Warmers. I will arrange transport home from The Bull after he's sobered up and apologized for any inconvenience he may have caused. Not sure if the landlord saw the funny side of playing aeroplanes...bar diving is for the under 50's or the paralytic...mmmm. During World War II, the tunnels did serve as air raid shelters. This wasn't quite what I envisaged in stirring up action against Climate Change....still I admire his Blitz spirit.

Incidentally, I liked Bibi van der Zee's article and wondered if we should take our convoy to Copenhagen next December (the most microbreweries per capita in Europe), designer shops and Freetown Christiana. Something for everyone. I feel a job share coming on for Head of Environment...George and Bibi...do you think we should tell them? Kidnapping seems a little radical. We need a rebel with an ethical pulse. What is your evaluation of George's finer points revealing thus far Polly?
Couldn't help blogging him about holding Yvo de Boer to task, at some antisocial hour (01.59 am)....he IS my hero of the moment, though I'm enjoying exploring Bibi's attributes too. Do you think she swishes on the quiet?

I know you're feeling emotional about the announcement of Head of Ed....I won't say anymore. Don't want to steal your thunder.

Ivor X

PS I think we will all be ready for a week on the Pilsner by then...if Robin has dried out!


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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Well Did YOU?

Well Polly, did we all....ACT NOW?
Time for the men in suits (and the rest of us) to take our heads out of the sand....four years and counting!
With lots of lovin'
(from deep in some ancient woodland)
Ivor X

PS I have spent a wild, restless night deep in the forest (thinking, just thinking) and bemoaning the fact that it's easier to grunt at other's failings rather than look inwardly at our own. You don't need to catalogue mine Polly, but here's a man in suit who has actually proposed some solutions...how refreshing. George, Polly's sweeping out a camper van for you as we blog....wannabe head of environment? Polly, can you check his credentials? Nelson Mandela liked him.
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Friday, December 05, 2008

Energy not Apathy

Polly,
I'm not ranting today. Enough hollow talk. It's time for British bloggers to vote with their minds and feet. Sit down, relax, it's Friday.....lie back, close your eyes and listen again with your hearts to these words. NOW is the time for action. Do you lack the courage? Can you look into the eyes of your children and say you fought for the energy revolution? One small step, tomorrow at Parliament Square ....armchair blogger or LEGEND?

For those who can't make it off the blog, at least press here (and you thought we'd forgotten you Geraldine!)....and for the totally inert, read, digest and spread the word...32 pages to save the world. Not much to ask.
What do you mean where will I be? I've got lovin' on my mind. Don't watch the video Polly! And to all you girl guides out there 'look away now'.

Blog off and have a politically energetic weekend folks...with loads of forest love (and peace),

Yours Ivor X

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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Bloggy and the Bandits

It's all about vision Polly....there's no stopping us now. I've been trucking through political cyberspace to rally the troops. I went straight to Iain Dale's Top 100 UK Political Blogs 2008 and whilst I feel a little intimidated on the political prerequisites for effective blogging...we do know how to PARTY! Consider us as fresh faced, new recruits tiptoeing nervously below the radar. We don't swing left or right...we are utter novices heading straight for the open road. Recklessly keen, green and ready to convoy. This is not invitation only but first come first serve..not enough campervans for every blogger on the list. Copy? Help us out Good Buddy. Leave the fighting to the politicians...let's hit the track running Breaker One. Iain, would you like to be Love Machine or Smokey, as I'm not sure if 'Mr Dale' cuts it when we've got a frontdoor clean clear to blogging unity! Show no fear....ain't nothing gonna get in our way! Mesh to the metal bloggers...it's one big political PARTY out there in the blogosphere. Love, peace and unity Guido? You trucked all day and trucked all night....so let the inner beatnik out. Freedom to Blog?
Bloggers Unite 10-4...we got us a convoy. Are you guys trucking?
Rubber Duck
(aka Ivor Dunmoanin X)

PS Geraldine, great news that Geoff Hoon is reconsidering his decision on the third runway....hope it wasn't the recycled Messerschmitts that landed in his bird feeder. Keep on truckin', you've got a busy weekend and there's a campervan with your name on it NOTRAG! I'm up for Flashmob...any excuse.

PPS Polly, was Guido a raver? Lasers, acid and artificial blog (sorry fog)? He has certainly experimented with facial hair (one of his many disguises perhaps) and I vaguely remember experiencing a spiritual connection with his soul patch at Glastonbury in the 80's...or was that Roger? Do you think he likes real ale too?

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A Blogging Convoy!

Breaker....breaker....over and out. We got ourselves a BLOGGING CONVOY Polly (aka Pig Pen)...or are you Rubber Duck? It's a pivotal moment of blogging brilliance! And how did you superimpose me into the video...beard and all? Mighty bloggers, we've thrown down the keyboard and are uniting in force....what will you do...scroll, insert, pause...or take one big backspace and hit the control key...we are shifting now! Mercy sakes alive we got ourselves a copy....over-and-out...Rubber Duck X
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Come on Hockerill!

Dear Ivor

Am a bit concerned it's neck and neck in our vote for Head of Education and Innovation between Carol Voderman and Dr Victoria Rataj-Worsnop, am a bit concerned that I may have ruined Victoria's chances by expressing a preference and only one day left to vote!!

Not that I'm attempting to skew results but have you got Hockerill Anglo-European College's email address?

Poll xx

PS Thank you for not pointing out my poll spelling mistake, or can I blame slipping into a Yorkshire dialect!
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Bloggers Unite!

Dear Ivor

Phew, are you suffering from sleep deprivation!

Don’t worry am not going to brave the “not just a store, it’s…” sale as last time this high street name had a 20% off day the police shut the doors of our local branch for health and safety reasons. Although after reading some of the comments posted on Anthony King’s article am beginning to toy with a conspiracy theory that the real reason was to arrest the spending spree in order to deepen the economic crisis and increase the likelihood of the introduction of a police state, or whatever!!

Must admit felt mentally battered and deep fried after trawling trough the list of moderated free speech (is that a contradiction in terms?). Feel motivated and deflated all at the same time and the temptation to crawl back under the rock I came from is quite compelling.

Faced with far more erudite keyboards than my own, almost (note almost!) began to feel that our small attempt to thwart political inertia was in vain. But was rallied by the announcement of a delay in the decision on the third runway at Heathrow. A small step in the right direction, well done to Geraldine and her co-NOTRAGers or perhaps your threat of origami tipped the balance.

Have ventured forth into the blogosphere and it’s true it is awash with politics, so that’s where it’s been hiding! Surprise, surprise, we are not the only ones advocating change. However there is a distinct lack of direction. Have my suspicions that blogging provides instant, albeit temporary, euphoria, followed by a period of self doubt and apathy.

Nevertheless bloggers are becoming more outspoken you only have to look at Guido, was a little shocked at some of the more graphic comments emitting from his followers and would draw their attention to Clive James’s observations on the use of a limited vocabulary. However bloggers are becoming a recognised political force. Found this bit on Wikipedia regarding UK political blogs;

“A former leading adviser to the government has criticised their anti-establishment nature for fuelling a "crisis" in politics stating that there should be more emphasis on working together to solve problems rather than making hostile and conflicting demands on politicians”

Nearly choked on my bagel, “working together” now that would be novel! Take the wooden beam out of your own eye! Doesn’t our political system rely upon systemic confrontation followed by individual character assassination leading to gratuitous point scoring? It’s not our blogging fault, language now!!

If ordinary people wielded their political might we would have the MPs that we believe we deserve. It’s time for some action, evolution not revolution Ivor! Politics is simply a decision making process, but it’s us that decide who we want to make those decisions. So let’s find us some decision makers, bloggers of the cybersphere unite, what have we got to lose? Yes you! Throw a pebble into the political pond, send this blog to your friends, or join Elvis as a follower, avatars welcome! We could have ourselves a blogging convoy!



Poll xx


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Talking About a Revolution.

Dear Polly,

I am sure you are having a frenzied webshop and are therefore much too busy to blog on today. Save or Spend? Now there's a national dilemma. Don't try to convince me you're doing both. Does Twiggy really need another cardi? What I don't understand is that today's 'Spectacular' will bring people out in droves to ensure they get their fleece dressing gowns at a bargain price. But trying to stir up a POLITICAL fervour is like wading through treacle. Perhaps it is the distinct absence of quality, service and value we are getting from our political leaders.

I agree wholeheartedly with Anthony King and told him so at exactly 12.50am (3rd comment from bottom for those with blog fatigue). So how exactly do we win the political hearts and minds of the British public? The plethora of views that spewed forth in response to King's article (...actually, I feel I can call him Anthony now) reassured me that there is a living, talking, intelligent mass out there drowning in cynicism and frustration. I felt a little overawed by the political brilliance of their scattergun observations and brain dead by the time I'd finished. But after a couple of bottles of Orkney Skull Splitter (one was for you Anthony, but I drank it), it occured to me that we are a bunch of blogging, armchair know-it-alls. The talk of revolution was just that...all talk. Let's face it, if we are all too horizontal to carry through these fine words perhaps we should admit that, just like our political leaders, we too are 'all talk and no action.' Whilst everyone seems to be united in acknowledging public apathy, did any one of these discerning bloggers come up with a solution? Perhaps John Wayne had a point when he suggested, rather eye-wateringly that ''If you've got them by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow''. He was afterall, a real man and not a politician. What I have gleamed is that we should just say NO...but mean it. We are too British to be truly revolting....who's up for storming No 10? Race you? We don't do sit-ins in airports (trees maybe) or civil uprisings (petitions maybe). Though it is tempting. How many people bothered to make paper aeroplanes with me to protest against a third runway at Heathrow? Exactly. Call yourselves politically active? Anthony King's message was on the nose, but we do criticism so well. Where are all you problem solvers? I guessed it....not just any high street sale then? Well, even Stuart Rose knows it is 'Plan A....because there is no Plan B' and sadly if you don't like Labour you can't take it back for a refund. Perhaps it is time for an exchange?

Thinking hats on, you political savants. So you say NO to our current political system (revolution is optional), then what? National abstention from voting at the next election...that would surely put the cat among the pigeons,then what? Start again....new format, real people (well virtually), over 30, life experience, reaching out to all sectors.....well who would really WANNABE PM? So there is a Plan B.....or C, D, and E. Come on Anthony, what is the answer to this national affliction? Even the Girl Guides have leapt out of inertia with a plan of participation. What's ours?

Slightly disgruntled,

Ivor X

PS If you must go Polly, at least exercise some sustainable choice. Though as you well know, I vehemently believe Christmas should be all about making a real difference!

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

WooOOOOOoooo!

WooOOOOOOOoooo! Hark at you Polly Tix! Are your feet glued to my soap box? I'm right behind you....the one hiding and going''Yeah'' at the appropriate pauses!
Ivor X
PS I know when the next 20% Spectacular is, at......NOT JUST ANY retailer.....!
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M&S or Britney Spears?

Dear Ivor

Do you ever sleep? Your prolific efforts on the keyboard have, I must admit, surprised me. I haven’t seen you this animated since the Ecology Party Summer Gathering of 1981 and that was after 6 days of acoustic meditation!

Yet again you have succeeded in catapulting us into the glare of the media spotlight, first Ian Hyland and now Vera Chan, what is it about your ramblings that they admire?

Your literary scythe has cut through several points and I agree that I too admire the whistleblower who even at personal expense is still willing to speak out. Organisations that don’t want any criticism shouldn’t employ people!

Have struggled myself to understand how anyone could carry out systematic abuse of a child. It is beyond cruel, simply barbaric and perhaps we do need to turn the mirror on to us as a society. One in ten children in wealthy countries now suffers abuse, but professionals responsible for their protection are still afraid to act, why? The decision to put a child into foster care is a huge one and not to be taken lightly, but to avoid the decision is negligence. There appears to be systemic procrastination surrounding the care of vulnerable children, despite the lessons apparently learnt following the Victoria Climbie case. Or is it a fear of recrimination fuelling indecision?

This lack of action is not only the malaise of childcare professionals, it affects all of us. Anthony King reported in the Telegraph today that membership of political parties is on the decline. Conservatives have about 290,000 members, Labour only 175,000 members and the Lib Dems about 65,000 (wouldn’t even fill Twickenham stadium). “The combined membership of the three main political parties is scarcely more than half that of the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.”

I was shocked by these numbers and felt almost sorry for Nick Clegg, perhaps if he confessed to being a twitcher, rather than a Gruffalo admirer, his numbers would quadruple overnight. The political disengagement is worse than I thought and we will have a tough job rousing the British public from their apathy. It makes you wonder if we have got the politicians we deserve after all?

Spurred on by your recent commune with nature did a bit of star watching and soul searching myself. Think in general people do care about the environment, you only have to watch our mates at Greenpeace shinning up the front of the Bank of England to know that, and we do care about what happens to children like Baby P, and we do want our children to have a good education and the world to be rid of poverty, hunger and wars, but the thing is we are the silent majority.

We are the ones who shout at the radio but not on the radio, who scoff at politicians privately but not publicly, who want a better world as long as someone else does it for us.

What would stir us into action, the promise of a 20% off day at M&S, a night with Britney Spears or an opportunity to change things?

Suddenly the Inn Crowd doesn’t seem such a bad place to start!

Poll xx

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Be Prepared YAHOO!

We love you VERA we do...and all the guys in YAHOO! A big thankyou for letting through a lone voice in cyberspace.
Well Denise, remember the Guide Motto....BE PREPARED!
The internet awaits.....
Love Ivor X
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Teachers in Arran

Polly,

Aunty Gladys was quite hurt that you collapsed in giggles at her knitted teachers. She defiantly defends her double-handed effort to improve classroom ratios by drawing parallels with recent efforts in Somerset to reduce crime rates. She has a point...two in fact, and the sparks are flying. I reassured her that the staffroom setting did not convey an inspirational message and perhaps she could knit a few more teachers who looked ready to combat the kind of classroom behaviour that challenges so many. Now we are talking! I am sorry Aunty Gladys...there is a real difference. Sergeant Andy Murphy was being serious! No more Laver Bread for me then?

Spurred on by your previous blog I've been thinking. I am out of my emotional comfort zone with the Baby P case because I struggle to address the tragedy face on. I understand that serious mistakes have been catalogued, but I do not believe that a blame culture will move things forward. Yes, individuals should be held accountable for incompetencies, but surely we are missing the bigger picture. What drives a human being to wilfully subject such cruelty to an infant? What level of social depravity are we expecting our social workers to deal with? Will lessons really be learnt if, as you say, findings are with held? The whistle was blowing in the wind long before but no one was courageous enough to address failure. Why do institutions shy away from admitting inadequacy? And why are whistleblowers chucked out for being brave enough to reveal and challenge the status quo? Nevre Kemal and Alex Dolan have much in common....why is speaking the truth so discouraged?

In short, can we ban box-ticking, target-setting, bureaucracy and consultation of more that five minutes (my attention span). Don't go here! And can we please reinstate personal accountability, individual trust and whistleblowing?

My head hurts now and I think I've got man-flu....just finishing a hot, ginger tea with a sprinkle of cayenne pepper. I wish to move our agenda rapidly on to a lighter and darker topic, but one that challenges some of my deeply held principles. Thanks to a decision to further increase tax on beer, five pubs a day are closing in Britain. This is our heritage and the idea that it's purport is to tackle binge drinking is a joke....and not a very funny one. I'm not laughing. Time for action I say. CAMRA we are with you every staggering step of the way, but I suspect that in this instance it's not a suitable campaign for the Girl Guides. Fear not, it's time to call in Old Wobbly Antlers ....and save our community pubs.

Bit sleepy now so settling down for the night...snow tomorrow. Tank tops at the ready.

Lots of love,
Ivor X

PS Am I too old for YAHOO? Vera is still giving me the strong silent treatment. Can you get alka seltzer in the US of A?

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Consultation Costs?

Polly,
I'm totally with you on 'Tick and Bash' culture...just say NO! All for complete exposure (always have been)....goes with being a rugby player. My gripe is that word 'CONSULTATION'....how much of our money has the government spent on consultation, what does it mean and who exactly do they consult with? No one has ever asked me anything? I wonder why. Am I not worthy? Vera is still moderating me on YAHOO (some party she's at)...am I just a lone voice in cyberspace?
Must dash...but in the interest of transparency, I confess I am not actually busy, just taking time out at the allotment discussing plans with Elvis for a community garden.
I will be seriously mulling over the issues you have so vehemently blogged a little later....after the sun goes down over my freshly turned compost heaps.
Not sure about the sit in....smacks of Thailand. How about a jolly good singalong to challenge noise pollution....'Oh! You'll Never Get to Heaven.... on a jumbo jet' LA LA LA! Everyone knows that one...I've consulted.
Love Ivor X

PS Do you think Jenni Murray on R4 knows about the political stance adopted by the Girl Guides? Isn't that the sort of thing that should be exposed on Women's Hour....not posh kennels. Though Edwina's ears pricked up. NO....I wasn't listening voluntarily...Aunty Gladys had it on whilst knitting up some teachers to help resolve class-size ratios.

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Tick Control

Dear Ivor

There’s room on the box for two!

The extremely distressing case of Baby P has exposed a box ticking culture amongst social workers, which resulted in a carefully crafted paper trail leading to this little boy’s acute distress and death. However we will not be permitted to know the exact details behind the failure to protect this child as Ed Balls has refused to publish Haringey's serious case review, is this to protect the innocent or to conceal the inept?

Unfortunately it appears that a similar box ticking culture has pervaded our education system and is obscuring the real state of learning in our schools. Diana Watkins, chairman of the Independent Association of Prep Schools thinks so too and is calling for an end to this “dampening down” practice and for more autonomy in the classroom, her observations may have come before mine, but I am comforted by the fact that we are of like minds, am sure she is too!

However just in case it was in doubt, there is evidence of close monitoring of our blog. After my insistence only yesterday that we ought to back off from excessive involvement in education, have come across this article published today in the Guardian, a little spooky! Sounds suspiciously like further symptoms of a tick borne disease to me.

This might be the time for a bit of tick control for teachers, the Frontline for education or perhaps a treatment for society in general?

Poll xx

PS After my succinct personal message to GirlGuiding UK, do you think they would consider lending their support to our mate Geraldine at NOTRAG. If they want to become politically empowered the environment is a good place to start and, let’s face it, one that needs immediate attention. I suppose a protest sit-in at Heathrow is out of the question!

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Polly, Get Off Your Box....Now!

Polly,
Reign it in please....you've nicked my soapbox and are terrorizing well meaning Girl Guides around the country. I've just blogged Vera Chan at Yahoo for some support for youth politics. It is currently being moderated. No I didn't swear, it's just it's 3.42am over there so Vera's out partying isn't she? These editors never sleep. Fingers on the pulse.
Calm down Polly...think of your meniscus! DIB DIB DIB
Ivor X
PS Breathe....2,3,4.....
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Celebrity guide not required!

Dear Ivor

Hurrah for Girlguiding UK this is just the sort of involvement we are looking for from our young people. But come on girls don’t look for a celebrity Minister for Young People, choose one of your own who will be truly representative of your organisation. There must be quite a few who would relish the chance to be at the cutting edge of politics and become truly engaged in policy making decisions.

You say that you want to “Give young people a say about issues that affect them directly”, in which case really own and promote this project yourselves, if celebrities give their support all well and good, but shift the emphasis to real people effecting real change. That might encourage the sceptics in you and you never know us oldies as well!

Move the current focus from celebrity to sorority and become true role models for your generation, airbrushing not included!

And if you still decide to go ahead with a celebrity perhaps you’ll find one here?

Poll xx

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Monday, December 01, 2008

Britney Spears MP?

Polly,
I am toasting my toes by the fireside with Edwina and have just enjoyed a few bottles of The Dark Side of the Moose whilst rummaging through old photos of Llangollen. Yes...I have evidence. You may wonder why I'm about to include Britney Spears in the same sentence as the Girl Guides. Well, I'm glad you're curious as there is a link, however tortuous. The Girl Guides, quite rightly, are calling for new politics for the next generation. They feel disengaged with national politics and what's even more exciting...they have a plan to engage young women in British politics!!! It is utterly brilliant. They call for new legislation demanding young political ambassadors. They want targets for school visits from MPs, on-line voting, youth correspondents in the national media....and wait for it.....a celebrity minister for young people. This I believe is the key to empowering change for the next generation. I truly believe we should be listening carefully to these optimistic voices. They care passionately enough to positively bring about change. It's inspiring...
Polly, how big is our campervan? Is there room for one more? I am all for a celebrity minister for youth....but who? Kate Moss, Cat Deeley, Emma Thompson, Davina McCall were all girl guides. And guess who....our own Carol Vorderman? But they are all too old!
OK! OK! Britney Spears was a complete red herring, but I thought it might just pull in some youthful representation from any casual internet surfers. It is quite scary when you examine the Top 10 searches in the UK for 2008. I feel we are somehow back where we started many moons ago . It's going to be a tough challenge for the Girl Guide Movement to find a politically astute, inspirational leader under the age of twenty one, who also happens to be a celebrity. I am sorry about my corrosive cynicism (which is now beginning to chafe a little) as I genuinely admire their determination to embrace British politics. To all political outsiders, near and far, come in from the cold and join Polly and I in a fireside song to celebrate the next generation?
Love and Peace,
Ivor X
PS How old is James?

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Less is More.......

Dear Ivor

So glad you had a good time and have returned to the keyboard invigorated. I must admit our bold flashes of inspiration may not have evolved into clear manifesto points at this stage, however a degree of brainstorming is required before we settle on the finer points. Have raked through our cerebral meanderings so far and was wondering if instead of producing a huge tome of our intentions, perhaps we could take an audacious step forward or even backwards and state what we intend not to dabble too much in?

Have a sneaking feeling that if governments could deliver a fix for education it would have done it by now. We need to depoliticise the system and let teachers, young people their families and the wider community help create the education model for the future. Your statistical discoveries were interesting, if not a little overwhelming! However now is the time for a daring move, let’s increase our teachers’ salaries, improve working conditions and reduce down class sizes. No more tinkering at the edges with relentless party political initiatives, strategies, programmes, policies and packages, which lets face it all cost a fortune. Education is the glue of our society and the experience of our young people and teachers should be a positive and enriching one.

It is ridiculous to expect teachers to deliver education in an environment like that experienced by Alex Dolan. Schools must be supported in imposing sanctions on unruly pupils who routinely disrupt the education of others. They should not be forced into swapping one disruptive influence for another, if they feel that this would be detrimental to the well-being of their staff and other pupils. At the risk of being politically incorrect, the current inclusion at all costs policy for downright abusive pupils within main stream education needs to be reviewed, we can’t allow the actions of the few to mar the experience of the many. At the moment it feels like we are failing them all.

It is going to be a tough job for our Head of Education and Innovation, and I know that I shouldn’t display a preference at the moment for an individual candidate, but the more I read about Dr V Rataj-Worsnop the more I am taken with her passion both for teaching and for the aspirations of young people. Have copied the following passage from her article “Spreading the news” hope she doesn’t mind.

I have been a teacher for 21 years and have taught the IB programme for well over a decade now, but I still feel humbled by the young people who choose to aim for the IB diploma. My personal target for 2002 is a 100 percent diploma pass rate with at least one 45-point diploma. Why not aim for the stars? As the poet Robert Browning once wrote, “A man’s reach should exceed his grasp.”

Can't help feeling the RB quote applies to us! Would love to have her views on the article about Alex Dolan’s experience?

Perhaps the next issue we should look at is butting out of the NHS?

Poll xx

PS apparently statistics is the science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Am working on a few of my own!

PPS thanks so much for the dvd, so glad you got the singalong version, Robin is too!

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